Chocolate of Choice: Kinder Schokolade

The i-Technology Media!	Register \| Log in

.NET · AJAX · CLOUD · ECLIPSE · FLEX · OPEN WEB · iPHONE · JAVA · LINUX · OPEN SOURCE · ORACLE · PBDJ · SEARCH · SILVERLIGHT · SOA · VIRTUALIZATION · WEB 2.0 · WIRELESS · XML

Comments

Drool, Britannia? Is the UK Failing the Cloud?

By Roger Strukhoff

Richard Davies wrote: The UK has a good crop of technology pioneers in cloud computing - for example ElasticHosts, FlexiScale, Flexiant, OnApp - and also some strong government initiatives such as G-Cloud. We will have to see whether this kind of technical leadership converts into swift mass-market adoption or not.

Jan. 8, 2012 11:38 AM EST

read more & respond »

Cloud Expo on Google News

Did you read today's front page stories & breaking news?

Cloud Expo & Virtualization 2011 West

Keynotes

Oracle

Opening Keynote | An Enterprise Cloud for Business-Critical Applications

Abiquo

Day 2 Keynote | The Enterprise Cloud Tightrope - Balancing for Success

Akamai

Day 3 Keynote | The DNA of an Enterprise Cloud

DIAMOND SPONSOR:

Oracle

Many Clouds, Many Choices'Cloud

PLATINUM PLUS SPONSORS:

Abiquo

Enterprise Cloud Best Practices - Town Hall - Join the discussion…

PLATINUM SPONSORS:

Intel

Progressing Toward the Federated, Automated and Client-Aware Cloud

New Relic

How to build an app with Twitter-like throughput

Rackspace

Computing in the Cloud Era

GOLD SPONSORS:

Gale Technologies

Practical Cloud Migration

IBM

Re-think IT. Re-inventing Business.

Intel/McAfee

Identity Driven Security in the Cloud

PerspecSys

Hackers Hackers Everywhere, Is My Public Cloud That Safe?

Red Hat

Unlock the Value of the Cloud

SHI

Mission Critical Applications and the Cloud - Myth or Reality?

SoftLayer

Not Your Grandpa's Cloud

Terremark

Integrating Enterprise Clouds

VMware

Upgrade to a vCloud

POWER PANELS:

Cloud Expo Silicon Valley: CTO Power Panel

Cloud Expo Silicon Valley: CEO Power Panel

Cloud Expo Silicon Valley: Cloud SuperStars Panel

Cloud Expo Silicon Valley: CloudNOW Panel

Click For 2010 West
Event Webcasts

Cloud Expo & Virtualization 2011 East

DIAMOND SPONSOR:

Dell

Dell & VMware Deliver the Enterprise Hybrid Cloud

PLATINUM PLUS SPONSORS:

Abiquo

Are Financial Services Organizations Risking Security by Avoiding Cloud Computing?

Oracle

From Consolidation to Enterprise Private PaaS

PLATINUM SPONSORS:

Intel

Driving the Transformation to Next Generation Cloud Data Centers

Rackspace

The Inevitability of an Open Cloud

GOLD SPONSORS:

CA Technologies

Follow YOUR path to Cloud Computing

Interxion

Who Keeps the Cloud in the Air?

Microsoft

Patterns for Cloud Computing

PerspecSys

War in the Clouds: Are you ready?

ServiceMesh

The Big Win: Stop Playing Small-Ball with Your Cloud Strategy

Terremark

Evaluating Enterprise Clouds

Xiotech

Cloud Storage: Myths and Realities

POWER PANELS:

Cloud Expo New York: CTO Power Panel

Cloud Expo New York: CEO Power Panel

Cloud Expo New York: CMO Power Panel

Cloud Expo New York: Wrap-Up Power Panel

Click For 2010 West
Event Webcasts

Live Google News by SYS-CON!

Top Three Links You Must Click On

Chocolate of Choice: Kinder Schokolade

By: Roger Strukhoff

Nov. 18, 2009 06:17 PM

Travel Writer Feride Yalav says Kinder Schokolade is Better Than Sex

Name Feride Yalav

Location / Hometown Buenos Aires, Argentina

Occupation Journalist

Her Chocolate of Choice Kinder Schokolade

That little box that I’m holding there is empty. Why? Because as soon as I bought the thing, the contents of it were devoured within minutes. I suppose “devour” is the wrong word because you don’t eat Kinder Schokolade. It enters your mouth, like most foods, with the exception that when it does, a miracle occurs. That’s right, I said a miracle, that thing most people associate with Jesus I associate with Kinder. It enters and suddenly dissolves immediately into a warm thick ocean of butter, cocoa, and milk, just cascading around in your mouth until it’s gone and your fingers are stuck in that little box reaching for another one, undressing it like a lover and repeating the experience until there are none left.

Kinder is not chocolate, it is an experience, like falling in love, like watching the sun rise out of the ocean at dawn, like kissing the hottest man you have ever seen. Yeah, it’s sexual, but then again most good things in life are. Kinder Schokolade is better than sex and the company that owns it is Italian, what else can I say? Delicious chocolate, sex, and Italians. Go buy some.

-Feride, travel writer and blogger
Read all about her adventures with meat and men on Proximity
_____________________________________

I want to know what you're eating!

Did a chocolate make you smile today? Shoot me an e-mail with a photo of you and your favorite chocolate plus a few words on why you like it. Why? cause we chocoholics gotta share the looooove.

Read the original blog entry...

About Roger Strukhoff
Kris is an online news editor for SYS-CON.com and Ulitzer.com and can be reached by email at kris (at) sys-con.com.

Kris graduated from the S.I. Newhouse School of Public Communications in Syracuse University with a Master's degree in Magazine, Newspaper and Online Journalism. Born and raised in Manila, Philippines, she has worked in local publishing industries in New York and abroad.